As bearer of this certificate you are no longer required to depend on the
advice of experts. You may step back and view the entire world-not just your
home, neighborhood or town, but the whole Earth-as a learning experience, a
laboratory containing languages (and native speakers thereof), plants,
animals, history, geology, weather (real live weather, in the sky, not in a
book), music, art , mathematics, physics, engineering, foods, human
dynamics, and ideas without end. Although collections of these treasures
have been located in museums for your convenience, they are to be found
everywhere else, too.

This authorizes you to experiment; to trust and enjoy your kids; to rejoice
when your children surpass you in skill, knowledge or wisdom; to make
mistakes, and to say "I don't know." Furthermore, you may allow your
children to experience boredom without taking full responsibility for
finding them something to do.s

Henceforth you shall neither be required nor expected to finish everything
you start. Projects, books, experiments and plans may be discontinued as
soon as something more interesting comes along (or for any other reason)
without penalty, and picked up again at any time in the future (or never).
You may reclaim control of your family's daily life, and take what steps
you feel necessary to protect your children from physical, emotional or
social harm.

You have leave to think your own thoughts, and to encourage your children
to think theirs.

Each person who reads and understands this is authorized to extend these
privileges to others, by reproducing and distributing this certificate or by
creating another of his/her own design. Those who don't feel the need to
obtain approval to experiment, to think, or to do things they've never seen
others do are exempt, as they didn't need permission in the first place.

by Sandra Dodd